KIM JONG-UN: I'm banning sarcasm ME: well that's just great K: what? M: I reeeally hate sarcasm K: seize him...I think

Just like Hitler with the tiny mustache, Kim Jong-Un is ruining that haircut for everyone else.

Kim Jong-Il and Kim Jong-Un I've been thinking about it. As far as I know, Kim Jong-Il died last week and his son called Kim Jong-Un was appointed the new leader. It would be more appropriate if the guy who died was called Kim Jong-Un and his son who was taking over was called Kim Jong-Deux (and in turn his son should be called Kim Jong-Trois)

Kim Jong Un wakes up after a drinking binge. He walks around his office, but sees no one. He explores his building, but can't find anyone. He peers out of the window, and the streets of Pyongyang are completely empty. His phone rings. Hurriedly he lifts it, hoping to get an explanation. His wife was on the other end of the line. *""Glorious husband! Last night you had too much Soju and opened our borders.""* *""Shit! Are the two of us the only people left?""* *""Actually... I'm calling from Seou…