Just saw a touching BP commercial where BP congratulates BP for doing some of what BP was legally required to do after it wrecked the earth.

I hear they finally plugged Bristol Palin. Oh, the other BP. Ok, I'll shut up now.

According to this white t-shirt, I'm the BP of red wine.

Don't you just hate it when you BP red wine on a white tablecloth? [New verb. Make it so.]