When you ask her "Have you ever read Shakespeare?" And she answers "No, who wrote it?" .... Keep moving.#Shakespeare#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
My Shakespeare brings all the boys to the yard And they're like We're gonna kick your ass fancy boy#Shakespeare#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
*Shakespeare resetting his password* "Enter new password." Fortnight "Your password is two weeks."#Shakespeare#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Shakespeare walks into a bar and the barmen says... ""Get out! You're Bard""#Shakespeare#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
If Shakespeare was a pun master Then he would make a play on words#Shakespeare#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp