Every time I eat fast food I have the thought 'It's kind of ok if I die. People die.'#Food#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Starting my diet and training tomorrow; hope I can count on your support and prayers that I die in my sleep. Please RT.#Food#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
This diet is probably gonna end in murder, but still pretty excited. I'm gonna look so skinny in my mugshot!#Food#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"You are what you eat" I whisper to myself as I pour my dead dog's ashes into my cat's food bowl#Animals#Food#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp