😄 A vegan, an atheist and a reformed ex-smoker walk into a bar. Everyone else in the bar leaves.

Fail-proof diet: cut sugar, fats, pasta, alcohol, bread and wrists.

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Going by the amount of beer I consume I think I'm technically a vegan.

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Just donated my body to science. I'm your problem now, science. And I could use some pizza and beer.

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Ever been so drunk that you cooked a pizza at 20 degrees for 350 minutes?

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