It's hard to get people to visit me in Alabama because the trip 30 to 40 years back in time can be rather arduous.

Little known fact: The toothbrush originated in Alabama. Everywhere else it was called a teethbrush.

My friend is so stupid she thought Alabama is a city. Don't worry, I informed her Alabama is the president.

How do you circumcise a guy in Alabama? You kick her sister in the chin!