My kid is singing "Mac-n-cheese" to the tune of "Stand by Me." You guys just tried it, didn't you?

I got a facial tonight by hovering over the boiling water before throwing in the mac n cheese.

I'm all set for Friday night: got my mac 'n cheese dinner, 40 oz., 'Steel Magnolias' DVD, Twitter friends and tears.

I just ate a family... ...sized kraft Mac n cheese and now I'm too full to get drunk by myself tonight.