Hey Dad, your neighbor called, they wanna know if you could turn down your TV, they've already heard this episode of Law & Order.

An app like Tinder that can find me episodes of Law & Order SVU I haven't seen.

You know something bad's gonna happen in a Law & Order when the electric guitar kicks in

I refrain from jogging in the morning because according to Law & Order: SVU there is a 95% chance you'll find a dead body