[ronald mcdonald in fake mustache sidles up to group of teens] mcdonalds sucks right guys? Let's discuss ways they could improve their image

Saw a couple get married, on top of a giant slide, sponsored by McDonalds and witnessed by Ronald McDonald... They substitute I do with I'm lovin it...; And... The Ring Bear was named Small Fry. And...One hell of a reception was had at the Play Place ball pit. ** How dare you all make fun of their (happy) day! ** And... Happy Meal Toys were wedding favors And... Their cake was replaced with Apple Pie packets stacked together. #MCMARRIED Ronald Trump makes merica great again.

Hamburgler: Success! Look at this amazing haul of these McDonald's burgers! Hamburgler's Mum: *sobbing* Your brother is an architect.

she like a man in uniform so the mcdonalds outfit here 2 stay