😄 Bruce Willis is being chased by a pug. he jumps in a taxi and escapes. he breathes a sigh of relief....

Bruce Willis is being chased by a pug. he jumps in a taxi and escapes. he breathes a sigh of relief. the driver turns around. it's the pug

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