Probably not a coincidence that Taylor Swift just spent $17M on a mansion only two states away from me.#Taylor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Some music just moves you. For example this Taylor Swift song playing on the radio makes me wanna drive off a cliff#Taylor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
My daughters weren't paying attention to me, so I told them Taylor Swift died.#Taylor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
TAYLOR SWIFT: I knew you were trouble when you walked in ME (wearing ski mask and holding up gun): what gave it away?#Taylor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
30 seconds into Taylor Swifts new song I started hoping Kanye would interrupt her.#Taylor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp