Every "Seinfeld" plot would have been solved by a cellphone.

*seinfeld voice* What's the dill with pickles?

I dont mean to sound racist, but why is my baby black? *doctor sighs for like 3 mins* "Sir, its an ultrasound" *Seinfeld bass riff for days*

Turning to an episode of Seinfeld and discovering it's one you've never seen is like finding a twenty dollar bill in your pocket.