Judge should've sentenced Lindsay Lohan to watch her own movies... oh wait, that's cruel & unusual punishment.

Geico commercials should just show pictures of Lindsay Lohan and Amanda Bynes and say "people like this are out there."

Rehab is for quitters, and Lindsay Lohan is no quitter.

Lindsay Lohan was released from jail early this morning and in related news, I still don't give a shit about her.