Bummed about the early Scotland vote results. This was pretty much our best hope for seeing Shrek on a flag.#Scotland#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
A lot of Americans don't realize that "Braveheart" is set in the 1970s. That's just how Scotland is. #culture#Scotland#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I joke but this Scotland thing is nuts. I mean...imagine if Canada ever tried to secede from the U.S.#Scotland#Canada#Us#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
In my opinion Scotland should be independent, otherwise Mel Gibson died for nothing#Mel Gibson#Scotland#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
[meets a cute girl from Scotland] "Ummm hi your people make fantastic tape"#Scotland#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp