The final season of Jersey Shore will feature all your favorite characters - The Situation, Snooki, the Department of Child Services. . .

I just sat through two hours of Jersey Shore. Apparently the stupid I was born with wasn't stupid enough.

I don't care what everyone says, I think my Jersey Shore hairstyle makes me look sophisticated.

Take me to a bar on an empty stomach and see how quickly I can become much more entertaining than the entire cast of Jersey Shore.