'It's ok, I'm from the internet', I whisper from under your bed as you call the police.#Technology#Police#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
But officer, I put the phone down as soon as I saw that you saw me using it...#Technology#Police#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
No thanks officer. I don't even give strange men my phone number, and you're asking for my license and registration.#Technology#Police#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
[On the phone with the police for the 7th time in 2 weeks] "Sir, again, we cannot arrest your cat"#Animals#Technology#Police#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
If you have a flip-phone, you are probably an undercover cop.#Technology#Police#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp