When I'm mad at my kid, I don't put the straw from the juice box in their school lunch.#School#Kids#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
For parents, college is the opposite of kidnapping. They demand $100,000 from you or they'll send your kid back.#School#Kids#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Auto correct changed "absence" to "absinthe" and now my kid's school won't let me be on the PTA.#Pta#School#Kids#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Just because your kid says, "You're my hero" does not mean you can pick them up at school wearing a cape, apparently#School#Kids#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What's the recommended age to teach your child that Google has every answer to their homework?#Google#School#Kids#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp