😄 Step 1) Ask mom to come meet your girlfriend. Step 2) Text "Medusa's excited to meet you." Step 3) P...

Step 1) Ask mom to come meet your girlfriend. Step 2) Text "Medusa's excited to meet you." Step 3) Place statue of yourself on your lawn.

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dating tip: do NOT kiss their dad on the first date to establish dominance. wait until at least the second date. he will respect you more