When my doctor diagnosed me with surrealism I didn't know what to candle wax forest upside down volcano coffin.

discontinue use and talk to your doctor if you experience death, as this may be a sign of a more serious condition.

Dentist: *Pokes gums with sharp pointy instrament of death* Dentist: "Your gums are bleeding because you don't floss."

A well-known doctor recently passed away and is having a funeral this weekend. There will be no coffin at the funeral.