I was at Ihop the other day... and there was a one-legged girl named Eileen working there.

Went to the disco last night... Went to the disco last night. They played Twist, so I did the Twist. They played Jump, so I jumped. They played Come on Eileen, I got kicked out for that one..

Punchline: ...Come on Eileen... ... Come on Eileen is the punchline. What is the freaking joke. I walked into a room years ago just as someone was saying the punchline and everyone laughed. I've never been able to hear the joke itself... Help

What do you call a woman with one leg? Eileen, right? But what if she is Asian. Then it's Irene.