When I get Tired.. I read this and laugh like hell. Must see if you are exhausted I always look for a way to chill out after working for hours in front of my computer..and I never get bored reading the same lines I'm sharing here I smile each and every time..read,refresh and back to work! Enjoy... ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS: He said , Where am I, Cathy?' ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you? WITNESS: My name is Susan! _________________ ATTOR…

Father receives a super high phone bill, but he always makes his phone calls at work... so he asks his wife about it. She replies: ""It's not me, you know I always use the telephone on the grocery store I work at"". So he asks his son about it: ""It's not me, you know I always use the telephone at university."" Then he turns at his daughter: ""Not me either, I always use the one at school..."" Everybody turns the face to the foreign housekeeper that started last month: ""Why are you looking so a…

A man bought a robot car. He was excited to try out the new car. That day, his wife was tired and didn't want to pick up the kids from school, so the man decided to try out the robot car. He said, ""Car, go bring my children from school."" The car left and didn't return for a while. Feeling worried, they walked outside and saw the car returning. It stopped in front of the house, and it was filled with many kids, but their children were not there. ""These are all your kids?!"" The wife said, furi…

So a man had sent his last daughter off to college... Since his wife had passed away some years before, and he was retired, he was lonely. One day someone told him about Internet Chat services. He created a screen name, Blue_Knight, and started chatting with anonymous people all over the world. One bright spot in his day came in the evening, when Blue_Butterfly would sign on. They started chatting every day, and discovered that they had an amazing amount in common. Each one found that they could…