😄 SCIENTIST: it's our thinnest toilet paper yet, sir. less than a picometer CEO: *rips it by breathing...

SCIENTIST: it's our thinnest toilet paper yet, sir. less than a picometer CEO: *rips it by breathing on it* put it in every public restroom

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