Michael Phelps just won another gold medal for taking the quickest bath.#Michael Phelps#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Michael Phelps & I have a combined 19 gold medals & 4 DUI's.#Michael Phelps#And I#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Is a bath relaxing for Michael Phelps or does it just feel like he's at work#Michael Phelps#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I'm at my most Michael Phelps when I find out someone has peed in the pool.#Michael Phelps#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
(Slightly racist) What's the difference between Hitler and Michael Phelps? One can finish a race.#Hitler#Michael Phelps#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp