President Obama just signed a law banning mobile phones in prisons. Well there goes about half of my followers

Fox News reports that President Obama rapped his oath in Arabic while cutting the head off a goat.

CNN: President Obama Saves The Life Of A Choking Child. FOX: Failed President Obama Tries To Take Jobs Away From Hard Working EMS Workers.

I think it's weird how President Obama appointed George Clooney Secretary Of Handsome. #DNC