Sometimes you feel like you've grown. Other times you pout for a few hours because your wife accidentally threw away your Tabasco sauce.

THINGS I LEARNED LIVIN' IN LOUISIANA Enjoy! 1) A possum is a flat animal that sleeps in the middle of the road. 2) There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 of them live in Louisiana . 3) There are 10,000 types of spiders, and all 10,000 of them live in Louisiana . 4) If it grows, it'll stick ya. If it crawls, it'll bite cha. 5) Onced"" and ""Twiced"" are words.. 6) It is not a shopping cart, it's a buggy. 7) ""Jawl-P?"" means, ""Did y'all go to the bathroom?"" People actually grow and eat okra.…

Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.