Kiss and heal A young couple and another old couple were traveling in a 2nd AC coach train in India. The older couple was allotted the upper berth while the young couple was on the lower one. Just before going to bed the young man goes over to his wife's berth to give her a good night kiss. While getting up from his berth, he loses his balance and falls over the girl. She starts complaining about it and says that she's hurt her wrist. The guy gets up and lovingly kisses her on her wrist and asks…

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The Dot For centuries, Hindu women have worn a dot on their foreheads. Most of us have naively thought this was connected with tradition or religion, but the Indian Embassy has recently revealed the true story. When a Hindu woman gets married, she brings a dowry into the union. On her wedding night, the husband scratches off the dot to see whether he has won a convenience store, a gas station, a donut shop, a taxi cab or a motel. If nothing is there, he must remain in India to answer telephones …

Topical Jokes for 9/5/14 (for best results, imagine these being read by your favorite late night host) In Oregon, a veterinarian discovered 43 socks in a Great Dane's stomach. The dog was taken to the vet when the owner wanted to find out why his sock drawer was growling. To ward off evil spirits, a woman in India has married a stray dog. The woman's biggest complaint about being married to a dog is everything. A new study has determined that wearing a bra, does not cause breast cancer. The stu…