Guinea pigs aren't real pets. You buy them when your kids are begging for a dog, but you want to make them sad instead.

Dating Tips 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. Please. I am 36 and live with 2 guinea pigs.

[creation] GOD: You all have a divine purpose HORSE: I will plow man's field COW: I will give man milk GUINEA PIG: I will test man's shampoo

the guy who named eggplants, pineapples, and Guinea pigs is all the same guy