😄 BRUCE LEE: Be formless, shapeless, like water. HARPER LEE: Things are never as bad as they seem. PAR...

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BRUCE LEE: Be formless, shapeless, like water. HARPER LEE: Things are never as bad as they seem. PARSLEY: I am a stalk vegetable.

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