Florida is about to release millions of genetically modified mosquitoes. I hope when they bite you they make you drive better.

At some point shouldn't airlines be embarrassed their airplanes are older than those cars people drive in Cuba?

I am the Cuba Gooding Jr. of succeeding at something every 8-10 years or so...

Saw 8 vasectomy billboards on my 4 hour road trip through Florida yesterday. It's like Florida knows what has to be done to Florida.