INTERVIEWER: your resume says that you take things too literally ME: how the hell did my resume say that?#Work#Religion#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Coworker: My husband's an angel. Me: You're lucky.. mine's still alive.#Marriage#Work#Religion#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
My Wife: Why are you home so early? Me: My boss told me to go to hell#Marriage#Work#Religion#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
She might be Satan, but if I'm going to hell, I want to be sleeping with the boss.#Work#Religion#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp