My boss is marrying a Chinese woman. Is throwing rice at a Chinese wedding considered lucky or a food fight?#Marriage#Food#Work#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
boss: trouble at home? me: [jumps awake at my desk] yeah boss: wife giving you grief? me: there's a bee in my kitchen#Marriage#Food#Work#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
My wife tried to apply at the post office but they wouldn't letter. They said only mails work here.#Marriage#Work#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I need to get my shit together. It's in little piles in my kitchen & then there's some more in my wife's closet.#Marriage#Food#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I lost my voice. If whoever finds it could resume screaming at my ex-husband, that would be much appreciated.#Marriage#Work#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp