Of all the things we should be thankful for at this time of year, not being a turkey is probably the main one.#Turkey#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
If a turkey got murdered, the chalk outline would look like a giant preschooler's hand.#Turkey#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Feeding some weed to the turkey so it will already be baked when we kill it... Will save sooo much time !#Turkey#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Americans eat Turkeys at Christmas. Do people in Turkey eat Americans?#Turkey#Holiday#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I quit smoking cold turkey 1 year ago but sometimes I still get the urge to go into fridge and light up a slice#Turkey#Fridge#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp