I don't think I'd be as calm as Billy Joel was in that song if an old man was sitting next to me making love to his tonic and gin.

When I hear Billy Joel I want to kick the nearest nut sackackackackack

I'm not saying you started that fire, Billy Joel; I'm just saying that innocent people don't write songs to defend themselves.

If Billy Joel wrote "We Didn't Start the Fire" today, it would be 2 hours.