Every time you have McDonald's as a kid, it's a victory. Every time you have it as an adult, it's a defeat.

You're not truly a parent until you've crawled through the McDonalds urine tubes to pull out a crying child.

The cashier at McDonald's was more than happy to warm up some Diet Coke for my baby's bottle.

I bought my kid some McDonald's today. He really doesn't like stocks though.