Just realized that my spirit animal is Winnie the Pooh. Two words: No pants.#Winnie#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
If honey is supposed to be so great for your voice, why does it sound like Winnie the Pooh has been shotgunning bleach?#Winnie#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I tried yoga and I think my downward dog looked more like winnie the pooh getting stuck in rabbit's door.#Winnie#Animals#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
One time my 4yr old got so mad at my wife he yelled, "YOU'RE RABBIT FROM WINNIE THE POOH!" Best.Insult.Ever.#Winnie#Pooh#Animals#Marriage+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Winnie the Pooh band-aids may look cute but are useless on stab wounds.#Winnie#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp