is thinking that with their track record, buying condoms at a BP station is just taking too big a risk!#Bp#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I hear they finally plugged Bristol Palin. Oh, the other BP. Ok, I'll shut up now.#Bristol#Bp#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Don't you just hate it when you BP red wine on a white tablecloth? [New verb. Make it so.]#Bp#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp