Hitting on women at this PTA meeting would probably be easier if I actually had a kid at this school.#School#Work#Kids#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
For parents, college is the opposite of kidnapping. They demand $100,000 from you or they'll send your kid back.#School#Kids#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I walk into the main office of a new school: Secretary: You a sub? *cheeks blush* Me: Who have you been talking to?#School#Work#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Auto correct changed "absence" to "absinthe" and now my kid's school won't let me be on the PTA.#Pta#School#Kids#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Just because your kid says, "You're my hero" does not mean you can pick them up at school wearing a cape, apparently#School#Kids#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp