The Stuttering Bible Salesman A man had just accepted his new job as a door-to-door Bible salesman and was introducing himself to his new co-workers. It quickly became clear that the man had a severe stutter and the other workers began to make fun of him for it. But by the end of the week when the man had sold over 1,000 Bibles, the other workers were very impressed and stopped making fun of him. ""How did you manage to sell that many Bibles in a week?"", they all asked the stuttering salesman. ""It's r-really s-s-simple,"" he said. "" I just go up and kn-knock on the d-door and when th-they open it, I s-say, 'W-would you li-like to b-buy this Bi-Bible or d-do you w-want me t-to r-rea-read it t-to you?'""