Was really suicidal, so I called the suicide hotline. They patched me through to Al-Qaeda.#Al Qaeda#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Between hating pork and launching themselves into enemy structures, Al Qaeda were the original Angry Birds.#Al Qaeda#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I bet the Al Qaeda recruiting video is just footage of Americans waiting in line for cupcakes.#Al Qaeda#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"My dad could blow up your dad!" - braggy al-Qaeda kid#Al Qaeda#Kids#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp