The three holes So a straggler is making his way across the land when he comes across a farm. Needing a place to sleep, he begs the farmer to let him stay the night. The farmer agrees, and tells him to bunk up in the barn out back. In the barn, the straggler meets another man who is staying in the barn. He tells the straggler that if he gets lonely there are three holes over there in the wall that he can stick his pecker in. But the man warns him to only use the first two. So late that night, the straggler slips over to the wall and proceeds to put his pecker in the first hole. Moments later the man is shivering with delight as he finishes. ""that was amazing,"" he thought to himself. He goes back to his bed and sleeps through the night. In the morning, the straggler makes his way back to the wall and thinks ""I'll get a quickie in before breakfast."" He puts his pecker into the second hole. This time the sucking and tugging is even better than the first hole. The mans knees buckle under his pleasure and he collapses in utter joy. After breakfast the straggler slips back out to the barn and makes his way back to the wall. Disregarding the mans warning, he shoves his pecker into the third hole; after all, the first two were so good, this one had to be great. The next thing he knows, the man is waking up with the farmer standing over him. ""Son, just what the hell do you think you are doing?"" He does his best to try and explain about the three holes. Looking at the straggler awkwardly, the farmer tells the straggler, ""Son, you just stuck your pecker in my automatic milking machine. It doesn't stop till it gets four quarts.""