A Valentines Poem Roses are red Violets are blue Whitney Houston is dead and iiiiiiieeeeiiiii will always love yoooouooooou

Neil never had a girlfriend... So Neil Armstrong.

Neil Armstrong used to tell really bad jokes about walking on the Moon. Nobody would laugh, but then immediately after Neil would follow up with, ""Ah well, I guess you had to be there.""

Whitney Houston I panicked right after I heard that Whitney Houston found dead in her tub while she was so high and stoned. I immediately went to my mum for help, and she told me that *Relax, we dont have a tub.*