Shit, I missed! A sailor is getting drunk in a bar. Every time he finishes a drink he takes the bottle and throws it at the trash. Naturally Because he's drunk he keeps missing. Every time he misses he yells ""shit, I misses."" he does this a couple times, when a priest turns around and says ""you should really stop swearing or god will punish you."" the drunk ignores him and does it again. ""Shit, I missed. The priest tells him ""if you swear one more time god WILL punish you."" the drunk ignores him, and the next time he sAys shit, sure enough the sky's open up and a lightning bolt comes down and strikes the priest. From the clouds comes a voice: shit, I missed""