A blonde, a brunette, and a red head get caught stealing the Emperor's pig. The punishment for such an offense is obviously death by firing squad. In the holding cell, waiting for their fate, Red head says to the other two, ""I have an idea! follow my lead!"" Upon being called, Red head walks up, stands in front of the wall facing the line of rifles pointed at her head. The Emperor yells ""Ready! Aim!"" and the red head shouts ""TORNADO!!"" The men with the rifles are so scared of the impending …

Two Priests going on vacation to Hawaii were... determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy. As soon as the plane landed they headed for a store and bought some really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc. The next morning they went to the beach dressed in their ""tourist"" garb They were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine and the scenery when a ""drop dead gorgeous"" blonde in a topless bikini came walkin…

Rabbit and the blonde A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car. The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over and gets out to see what has become of the rabbit. Much to his dismay, the rabbit is dead. The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry. A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway sees a man crying on the side of the…

dumb blonde A blond walk into a hair salon with headphones on and sits down in a chair. The blonde asks the woman working there for a haircut. The woman takes of the headphones and cuts the blondes hair. After she is finished she looks down and to her surprise finds the blonde dead. The woman puts on the headphones and hears this ""Breathe in.....Breathe out.....Breath in.......Breath out""