20 Minutes Two statues, a man and a woman, are sitting in a park where they have been for years. One day, an angel comes down from the heavens and gives life to these two statues. Angel: ""Ok you two, because of the limits of my power I can only grant you 20 minutes of life. What you do is up to you, so go on and be free for 20 minutes."" Man Statue: ""Come on, I know exactly what we should do."" He grabs the female's hand and they run off into the bushes giggling. A lot of rustling of the bush ensues, and laughter. The two emerge, sweaty, hair messy, and breathing heavily. Man: ""We are done Mr. Angel, we can return to the way we were."" Angel: ""Really, that's it. What about the last 10 minutes of your life."" Woman: ""Ok, great."" She turns to the man and says, ""Come on let's go back for another round."" Man: ""Oh yeah. Let's go, but this time, You hold down the pigeon and I'll shit on his head!"" Edit:Formatting