Not sure if this goes here or /r/racism... A black woman walks into the human resource department to apply for welfare. The woman at the office asks the black woman how many kids she has. The black woman replies, ""Eight."" The woman at the office says, ""Well, what are their names?"" The black woman replies, ""Lionel."" The woman at the office said, ""Well, what about the second one?"" The black woman replies, ""Lionel."" The woman at the office gives her a strange look and says, ""Okay, what about the third?"" The black woman says, ""Lionel."" The woman at the office says, ""Ma'am, are all your kids named Lionel?"" The black woman says, ""Yes."" The woman at the office says, ""Well, how do you tell them apart?"" The black woman says, ""By their last name.""