Two blondes are going on a nature walk, but only a few wrong turns and they completely lose their way. They try to find their way again, but they become even more lost. After a few hours, they begin to panic, but before long, they come across some tracks. They figure they can follow them to safety. After a few minutes of following them, the first blonde says, ""It's good we found these bear tracks."" The second one says, ""You mean moose tracks."" They stop and argue about it for five minutes. Then, a train hits them.