A man's wife has been getting onto him for drinking so much... ...but he decides to go out to the bar--just one last time--anyway. As it's his last there, he drinks excessively and gets even more plastered than usual. The next morning, he wakes up in his own bed not really sure how he got there. Before opening his eyes, he starts imagining how infuriated his wife must be. But when he looks around, his wife isn't there. Instead, there's a hot breakfast on the end table next to a note wishing him a good day and expressing her love. Suspicious, the man gets out of bed. He goes into the living room and sees a table and chair knocked on their sides and a couple pictures that had fallen off the wall. His son is sitting on the couch, so he asked him what happened. ""Well, Dad, you were pretty drunk when you came home last night,"" his son replies. ""You stumbled in, knocked over the furniture and pictures until Mom woke up and helped you."" ""Okay, but what's with the hot breakfast?"" he asks. ""Why isn't she yelling at me right now?"" ""Oh,"" the son says. ""When she tried to lead you into the bedroom, you said, 'No thanks, lady, I'm married.'""