A Very Nice Golfer There are two men playing golf, at the end of the range you can see a funeral procession going by. As the hearse drives by followed by a few cars one man kneels down, takes off his hat and puts it over his heart, and says a prayer. The man next to him says, ""Well that's the nicest thing I've ever seen a golfer do!"" The man stands up says ""Well it's the least I could do, I was married to her for 35 years...""

So there are 2 friends on their death bed... They have been best friends for years and have always been on a baseball team. They loved baseball. So one of the friends told the other, ""If you die before me, see if there is baseball in heaven and figure out some way to tell me if there is."" The other agreed and the next day he died. A few days later, the friend that was still alive heard a voice in his head from his friend saying, ""I have good news and bad news! The good news is they have baseb…

Two men are golfing at a local golf course The first man is about to putt when he sees a long funeral procession right near the course. He stops mid-putt, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows his head in prayer. The second man is in awe. ""Wow, that is the most touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man."" The man replies, ""Yeah, well, we were married for 35 years.""

Two old men had been best friends for years... ...and they both live to their early 90's, when one of them suddenly falls deathly ill. His friend comes to visit him on his deathbed, and they're reminiscing about their long friendship, when the dying man's friend asks, ""Listen, when you die, do me a favor. I want to know if there's baseball in heaven."" The dying man said, ""We've been friends for years, this I'll do for you."" And then he dies. A couple days later, his surviving friend is sleep…