My best friend was brutally murdered last week Its only now that I can look back and laugh. - Norm Macdonald

ID is a funny abbreviation. The I stands for I and D strands for dentification. -Norm Macdonald

A good name for a dog would be syndrome. Because then you could say down, syndrome. -courtesy of norm macdonald ;)

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