a Mexican, an Irishman, and a blonde are working at a construction site. they break for lunch. Irishman- ""corned beef and cabbage again?! I swear if I get this for lunch one more time, I'll throw myself off the top of this building!"" Mexican- ""enchiladas again?! if I get this for lunch one more time, I'll jump off the top of this building!"" Blond- ""PB&J again?! if I get this for lunch one more time, I'll jump off the top of this building!"" the next day, they all opened their lunches to find the same damn thing as yesterday, and they all fell to their deaths. at the funeral, their wives were all deeply mourning their losses. Mexican's wife- ""if I'd known he wanted something different, I could have made him tacos instead."" Irishman's wife- ""if I'd known he was sick of corned beef and cabbage, I could've made him anything else."" then they both look at the blond's wife, who isn't saying anything, and she says: ""hey, don't look at me, he made his own lunch!""